【育兒經】棘手的幼兒性教育
原來如此!! 是我錯怪小班的媽媽了..
今天去接樂樂二人組放學時,正好遇到樂諦的好友小班. 剛從澳洲探親回來
的小班熱情地向我展示他在澳洲搜集的紀念品.^^ 回到家後,樂諦一付小大
人的模樣嘆息著:
" Sigh~ I don't like Ben's mummy anymore! " (我再也不喜歡小班的媽媽了!)
卜媽眉毛一皺,心理想著:"奇怪~ 難道小班的媽媽對她做了什麼嗎?"
於是卜媽問樂諦為何她會這麼說. 樂諦帶著天真憤憤地說著:
" Ben's mum just ate a baby! She is very terrible! "
(小班的媽媽剛吃掉一個嬰兒,她太可怕了! )
"WHAT?!" (啥?!) 卜媽驚訝到下巴都快掉下來了..
" Ben's mummy told me she has a baby in her tummy.
That's why her tummy is so big! "(小班的媽告訴我她的肚子裡
有個寶寶,所以她的肚子才會這麼大) 樂諦振振有詞地繼續說著.
卜媽聽到這裡忍不住覺得好好笑,不加思索地就跟樂諦解釋,
"Ben's mummy didn't eat a baby. There is a baby growing inside
Ben's mummy's tummy. " (小班的媽媽沒有吃掉寶寶,事實上是有
一個寶寶在小班媽媽的肚子裡成長.) 話才剛出口,慘..慘..慘了!..這些字馬
上如禿鷹般在卜媽腦海裡盤旋...
"How did that happen??"(為什麼會這樣?) 該來的還是躲不掉,這
個棘手的問題果然接著從樂諦口中溜出.
這時卜媽面帶微笑,努力地保持冷靜.額頭的冷汗卻直冒,滿腦袋都
都是送子鳥的畫面..
"不行不行! 一定要趨近事實,不可以隨便呼嚨小朋友.."內心的良知不
斷地對卜媽喊話.於是,卜媽和藹地對樂諦說:
" Ben's mummy and daddy fell in love and they got married.
Because they love each other so much, their love turned into a fish
and an egg. Then when the fish and egg met in ben's mummy's
tummy, they decided to do some 'team work'. They built a little house
in the tummy . They were so tired and fell asleep . Then, some magic
turned them into a baby. So the baby keeps growing in the tummy
until it is big and strong enough to come out. just like the seeds that
we grow in the conservatory . But when the baby wants to come out,
Ben's mum will need to go to the hospital to ask for help. Remember?
Mummy went to the hospital to get Glen out, and Dada took you there to
see me and baby Glen as well..."
(小班的媽媽和爸爸彼此相愛結婚,然後因為他們很愛對方,愛就變成了小魚和蛋.
小魚和蛋在小班媽媽的肚子裡相遇,決定要團隊合做蓋一間小房子,於是他們在肚
子裡蓋了一間小房子.之後他們太累睡著了,神奇的力量就把他們變成一個寶寶.寶
寶就待在肚子裡成長囉.等到寶寶夠大夠強壯時,他就會從肚子裡出來. 就跟我們
溫室裡埋的那些種子一樣. 只不過,當寶寶想要出來時,小班的媽媽必須要去醫院
尋求幫助. 妳還記的嗎? 媽媽也是去醫院把小觀生下來的.爸爸還帶妳去看我們呀.."
" Yes! I remember I was crying when you went to the hospital.."樂諦哀怨
地抱怨著. 咻~總算成功地轉移話題. 卜媽慶幸之虞,又為樂諦的這番話感到心
疼. 的確,在那天之前的樂諦,打從出生後沒有離開過卜媽. 那天卜媽原本是到診
所做例行的產檢,卻被檢出得了滿嚴重的妊娠高血壓與中毒現象.因此必須馬上
到醫院進行生產.只好緊急地把大嫂CALL來照顧樂諦,急急忙忙地前去醫院報
到.卜爸當時也是匆忙地從公司趕到醫院.樂諦當時只好跟她還不是很熟的卜大
嫂共處一晚. 聽卜大嫂描述,樂諦那晚哭累了睡,睡醒了又哭,連平常很會哄小孩
的卜大嫂都拿她沒辦法. 那一晚,應該是樂諦目前為止最傷心的時刻吧! 雖然如此,
隔天一早當卜爸帶著樂諦到醫院看小樂觀時,她以為媽媽送給她一個大娃娃,馬
上又開心地蹦蹦跳跳呢! ^_^~
在醫院拍的,剛出爐,熱呼呼的樂觀,一出生就有4.5KG,難怪我的心腎負荷
不了..^^II
剛滿月的樂觀與一歲半的樂諦. 那時的樂諦很愛躺在地上陪DD一起打滾.^^
也是在醫院拍的,剛出爐就猛打哈欠的樂諦.
出生地四天的樂諦. 跟DD相反,樂諦超小隻,只有2.5KG,小頭跟橘子一樣大.
沉思中的樂觀...
(樂觀OS: 奇怪...我的肚子裡也沒小寶寶,怎麼會那麼大...?." )
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